Monday, November 30, 2009

Barack Snubs Canada

Bastard.

Whatever did we do to deserve this? Our PM Stephen Harper was nice to Barry-O, and said nice things about him and everything. And the polls show that Canadians like Obama a lot more than Americans do. Barry-O got far more niceness from us than he deserved.

Nevertheless...

Prime Minister Stephen Harper will not be among the world leaders briefed personally by U.S. President Barack Obama about his plans for a new strategy in Afghanistan.

Obama will contact a number of leaders, including those of Britain, France, Germany, Italy, China and Russia. But despite Canada's lengthy military commitment to the troubled region, Vice-President Joe Biden has been given the task of relaying the president’s plans to Harper.

Well, guess what, Barry-O? You can kiss our superior Canuck asses.

We know when somebody's being an effin' asshole.

Besides, you're not fit for command. There's zero doubt about this. Thanks to you personally, the war is lost already. Because that's your agenda, and we know it!

For consolation, we can remind ourselves that Barry-O also hates America.

Just for that...

A spell has been cast so that next time Barry-O goes to Presidential Crapper, he'll find this...