Monday, December 21, 2009

Now THIS Leftist Is Truly Insane

"birthers, the fanatics, the people running around in right-wing militia and Aryan support groups"

...That's what that Democratic Senator, Sheldon Whitehouse, called the vast majority of Americans.  The vast majority, we know they are, by looking at the polls on how Americans feel about Obamacare.

Astonishing!  Simply, f...... astonishing!

Holy moley!  Get a load of this extremely deranged Far-Leftwing Clown!

How is it that people like him end up in government as opposed to walking around in public shouting the most delusional stuff we've ever heard?

Does he realize what he's calling about three quarters of the entire American population?

See, folks?  Leftism/"progressivism"/liberalism IS, indubitably, a mental disorder.

And this guy needs the rubber room, restraints and an army of the world's top mental professionals.

Somebody please, quickly, have him committed, before he starts killing people all over the place, like those terminally deranged madmen who enter public places and mow down everyone in sight!

Besides, hey, what a hypocrite!  Look who's talking!  Look who's calling the kettle black!

Why is this guy, who worships a racist President, going around calling most Americans racists and stuff like that?

Ah... of course.  Almost forgot.  HE'S A LEFTIST... A LIBERAL... A PROGRESSIVE... AN OBAMITE "DEMOCRAT".

These folks are the useful idiots of the Axis of Evil.  Hell, it wouldn't surprise me that they'd been abducted, brainwashed and returned to go forth and do The Enemy's bidding, to destroy America...  Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Not at all.  After all, these folks are so surrealistically delusional and deranged that it's like we're watching an episode of the X-Files or The Twilight Zone or something like that, except it's in real life.

These folks never fail to astonish us.  One can only hope and pray that one day they'll suddenly start laughing, pointing at us and saying, "You've been punked!" and then Ashton "Kelso" Kutcher (an Obamite fellow traveller himself) will come over, laughing, and pat us on the back...

Maybe we should just return the favor and call all supporters of Obamacare Communists, Nazis, Islamic Jihadists, rapists, pedophiles, cop killers, etc., etc...  Why not?  Sounds like fun anyway, to throw it all back into their faces and see if they recognize themselves in the mirror (they never do, unfortunately).

Sheesh.  Geez.  Goshdarn.  Fofecksake.


Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Sorry. Just might have to steal this video if you don't mind. I haven't seen it anywhere, save for your blog.


Balbulican said...

By the way, sincere congratulations on your nomination as Canada's Craziest Blogger.

If you don't mind a suggestion - use more coloured fonts and different size lettering. That will lock it up for ya.

Canuckguy said...

Moderation off

Canuckguy said...

Hmmm, my sarcasm detector is buzzing, must be that Balbul again.

Anonymous said...

CS what would it mean if crazy people called you crazy? LOL!

Canadian Sentinel said...

BTW, it's sad how Leftists confuse deliberately, carefully-utilized literary tools, such as irony, sarcasm, humorous exaggeration... with craziness.

And fascinating. Do they do it on purpose for ideological-combat reasons, or are they really that daft?

Anyway, sometimes they make me laugh. Kind of like when I, suspending my disgust at the incredible stupidity of the writers thereof, watch "The Family Guy", a show with characters that're very close to real-life "progressive" Leftists.

Balbulican said...

"it's sad how Leftists confuse deliberately, carefully-utilized literary tools, such as irony, sarcasm, humorous exaggeration... with craziness."

I think I recognize most of those "literary tools". However, "craziness", in the case of JJ's awards, would be indicated by:

a) actual acknowledgment of a mental disease, which is the case with some bloggers;

b) continued assertion of mutually contradictory concepts;

c) an imperviousness to data(e.g., continued denial of an established fact);

d) periodic outbursts of uncontrollable verbal rage:

e) tendency to argue on the basis of a sudden revelation vouchsafed only to the blogger;

f) insistence on secret, integrated global conspiracy of Bad Guys, understood only by the blogger.

Those are the criteria.

You should note that JJ's contest will accept nominees from the left AND the right: and that the judges will include both left and right wing bloggers. Please feel free to nominate anyone you think is particularly crazy, but note that you have to provide a link to the excerpt that demonstrates each of those criteria at the blog in question.

Canadian Sentinel said...

Bal, I believe that you're either crazy or a master propagandist/psychoaffective "communicator".

The Third Reich would have loved to have employed your services.

Hell, you'd have made Herr Goebbels look like a mere amateur.

You don't have to be crazy to be a propagandist, I realize, but apparently it helps many propagandists do their job.

Speaking of Reiches, I'm sure the Obamacrat one would love to employ your services. Have you applied? They're always on the lookout for like-minded folks, as we saw in the three-dozen-odd "Czars" and SCOTUS appointees they rounded up.

JJ's contest? Makes me think of those "contests" we had in elementary school, which meant nothing other than fun little exercises for the kiddies! BTW, has the Old Hippy moved on to the aromatic muffins yet?

Balbulican said...

Thanks very much for the kind words, Mr. Sentinel, Sir, and very best of luck in the awards.