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"...and, should you want secretly play 'hide cigar' with buxom intern, here where you want go..."
Above: Vlad meeting his favorite actor, Mr. Bean, currently Dhimmi President of Spain
"Stop making fun of me. I can arrange for you to have terrible accident."
(or)
"I totalitarian beast to compensate for having small missile"