Thursday, August 17, 2006

Separated at Birth?

Or reunited in death?

For the strange, almost alien, dead beast on the left, see the story here. h/t:

The one on the right was a filthy jihadist known as Al-Zarqawi.

But the one on the left is more important.

"It was evil, evil looking. And it had a horrible stench I will never forget," she told the Sun Journal of Lewiston. "We locked eyes for a few seconds and then it took off. I've lived in Maine my whole life and I've never seen anything like it."


It was charcoal gray, weighed between 40 and 50 pounds and had a bushy tail, a short snout, short ears and curled fangs hanging over its lips, he said. It looked like "something out of a Stephen King story."


In the end, wildlife officials got a DNA analysis that showed the animal was a rare wolf-dog hybrid, he said.

Just to be clear, the above excerpt concerns the beast on the left. But one can very easily be forgiven for thinking it's about the one on the right. The resemblance is downright creepy as hell!

Oh... mystery solved! A wolf-dog hybrid... that's the thing on the left.

Now, can anyone tell me just what the bloody feck was that evil-looking thing on the right?!

Jeez, but the world is really fecked-up, ain't it?

What next? Will they finally find Osama Bin Laden... hopefully dead as well? Or perhaps Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Sooner or later it'll be time for those beasts to say hello to Satan... and have to bend over for him for eternity...