Now Osama doesn't sound like an Islamist anymore.
He just sounds like another prominent, Hard-Left puppet of George Soros and/or the Axis of Evil, much like
Now it's going to be real, real hard to tell the difference between these two guys.
In the tape, broadcast in part on Al-Jazeera television, bin Laden warned of the dangers of climate change and says that the way to stop it is to bring "the wheels of the American economy" to a halt.Sheesh. Even Osama Feckin' Gosh-Darn bin Laden is one of those wacko Chicken Littles trying to oppress us with big lies, fear, and blaming us for everything he thinks is bad in the world. Of course, isn't that part of what terrorism is all about? Or is it more likely just part of the international socialist movement to crush the Free World and usher in a new era of tyranny and oppression?
He blamed Western industrialized nations for hunger, desertification and floods across the globe, and called for "drastic solutions" to global warming, and "not solutions that partially reduce the effect of climate change."
Osama also said, sounding for all the world like nothing but another Hard-Left propagandist:
"We should stop dealings with the dollar and get rid of it as soon as possible," he said. "I know that this has great consequences and grave ramifications, but it is the only means to liberate humanity from slavery and dependence on America."
What, was he reading crap that was fed to him via a teleprompter from Beijing or Moscow or Tehran? Or from, admittedly far, far less likely, someone in the Soros Empire?
This is surreal. Whatever happened to Islam? Suddenly Osama's not so obsessed with it anymore. Is Osama not really a Muslim, but rather a stooge of the Axis of Evil, as Yasser Arafat was himself an atheist, Marxist KGB stooge?
Ah, I betcha the socialists will now engage in conspiracy theorism here... betcha they'll allege that this is really a hoax, that there's a conspiracy afoot to discredit and defame and demonize Osama bin Laden, and they'll probably use words like "hate" and "Islamophobia", as usual...
It must be inconvenient for the likes of Al Gore, David Suzuki and the UN-IPCC to have Osama bin Laden of Al Qaeda on their side...