BP Oil Spill: Desperation, Confusion, Anything-Goes Helplessness Is Order Of Day

 Oh, lookee Obama.  He's finally there, looking serious, pretending to "be in charge", "on top of it"... finally, after over a month of golfing and such crap.  Three whole hours... and then off to vacation and play five-hour rounds of golf...  Hey, Barry!  DO YOU FECKING JOB OR RESIGN!  WHAT, ARE YOU WAITING TO BE IMPEACHED FOR GROSS, CAVALIER, GLEEFULLY-UNCARING INCOMPETENCE?

Kind of like Obama's Presidency.

Amid mixed messages about problems and progress, the effort — called a “top kill” — continued for a third day, with engineers describing a painstaking process of trying to plug the hole, using different weights of mud and sizes of debris like golf balls and tires, and then watching and waiting. They cannot use brute force because they risk making the leak worse if they damage the pipes leading down to the well. 

Huh.  That's no different from what the average, clueless American would try.  Apparently, the "experts" and "authorities" haven't a clue, either, what the feck they're doing.

At least Obama looks good for the picture.  Soooooo photogenic.  He'd have made a good living as an underwear model or porn star or something.  From now on, maybe only ugly people should be allowed to be President.  Time to amend the Constitution?

Woe is America.  Nobody "in charge" knows what the hell they're doing... not BP, not BO.

In fact, speaking of golf balls, funny how, while Obama spends five hours at a time on golf, he'll only give three hours for the optics of "being on top of" the oil spill crisis/disaster.  How's that for priorities?

Wonder how much time he devotes to the economy, Iran, North Korea, joblessness, "uniting the races", etc..., vis-a-vis all the time he spends golfing, insulting the disabled, insulting Mainstream Americans, pushing Israel into the sea, bowing before evil tyrants, secretly meeting with terrorists, communists and mobsters in the White House, "being on top" of Michelle (or is it the other way around?), etc., etc...

Oh, shee-it...  And they said Bush sucked????  Hoo-boy!

LET'S JUST HOPE WE DON'T HAVE A WORLD WAR WHILE THIS IDIOT IS IN POWER.  WE'D ALL BE FECKED!