Sunday, May 17, 2009

Canada To World: Hands Off Our Arctic

Story here.

ht: NNW

It's official.

Canada is an Arctic Power. And it's our land.

Everybody wants to pretend it's theirs, so they can take the oil, gas, mineral and other resources.

Well, they can't have it.

And they better not try to take it.

Hey! I just had a lightbulb go off over my head!

The national symbol for Canada, the beaver (which is also slang for an exclusively-female bodypart), needs to be traded in to reflect the new reality of Canada vis-a-vis the world, reflecting the reality of our being an Arctic Power.

Our national symbol now must become the polar bear.

I believe we all know what happens when idiots mess around with polar bears.

Polar bears and Arctic-dwelling humans have a lot in common.
In short, don't mess with them! The one below, for example, has her keen Alaskan eye on the Russkie marauders! I know she said she's a pitbull with lipstick, but, really, she's more like a polar bear with lipstick. You don't mess with those, either!

Leftists probably don't like this post very much. But who the hell cares? Leftists don't like a lot of good things, anyway!