Thursday, April 16, 2009

Look How Far CNN Has Sunk

Getting into a popularity war with Kelso from That Seventies Show, shown in the following picture.


How low can the formerly-respected Big Media news outlet go before it falls down due to snapped knee tendons?

Now that FOX News (That "Right-Wing Extremist" Show, I betcha the latter-day Sturmabteilungen-Brownshirt thug mob, the Obama-Soros DHS , would call it!) has beaten CNN to a bloody pulp in the serious-news popularity war, CNN has decided to make itself even more irrelevant...

They're also competing with Britney Spears for popularity. Sheesh! Next thing you know, CNN'll be flashing her frontal vertical smile for paparrazi whilst climbing out of a car!

The 31-year-old actor recently threw down the gauntlet, challenging CNN and its founder, Ted Turner. In a web video posted earlier this week, Kutcher said he would ding-dong-ditch Turner's house if he beat CNN to one million. (For those unfamiliar with the classic adolescent prank, ding-dong-ditch is when you ring someone's doorbell and run away.)

"I find it astonishing that one person can actually have as big of a voice online as what an entire media company can on Twitter," Kutcher said in a video he posted on "I just thought that was kind of an amazing comment on the state of our media."

Indeed. And for this to be coming from Kelso, must be humiliating for CNN.


The DUMBASS AWARD goes to... CNN!