Sunday, February 12, 2006

America Preparing to Preemptively Strike Iran

Above: Iran's missiles, their ranges and some possible preemptive strike points
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From the

In response to the grave threats issued by Iran's Mahmud Ahmadinejad against Israel and the entire "Anglo-Saxon" world...

America is currently preparing logistical plans for possible preemptive missile strikes against Iran should diplomatic efforts fail to deter the malevolent Islamotyrannical republic from developing nuclear weapons technology which could and likely would be used against the Free World.

Such strikes would likely take the form of precision B-52 bombardment backed up by strikes from America's Trident nuclear submarines (with conventional warheads added to their arsenal).

"There is only only one thing worse than the United States exercising a military option and that is a nuclear-armed Iran."

-Republican Senator John McCain