Thursday, June 28, 2007

Russkies Invade North Pole, Claim Canadian Territory

This guy, Vladimir Putin, controls a vast nuclear arsenal, facilitates international terrorism, spies and interferes all over the world, threatens the Free World with ICBMs, allies with Iran, Syria, Red China and other dangerous, evil regimes... and has now claimed the North Pole as Russia's own.

Story here. h/t:
No kidding. I know it sounds bizarre, but remember, Russia is ruled by a nutty little homopedophiliac, imperialistic, murderous clown named Vlad Putin.

See, I've been saying for some time now that these crazy-ass Russky Reds have imperialist aims.
Russian leader Vladimir Putin has made an astonishing bid to grab a vast chunk of the Arctic, giving himself claim to its vast potential oil, gas and mineral wealth.

His audacious argument that an underwater Russian ridge is linked to the North Pole is likely to lead to an international outcry.


The Russian media trumpeted the findings of a Moscow scientific mission to the region which boasts "sensational" geological discoveries enabling the Kremlin to make the territorial claim.

Populist newspaper Komsomolskaya Pravda - a cheerleader for Putin - printed a map of the North Pole showing a "new addition" to Russia, a triangle five times the size of Britain with twice as much oil as Saudi Arabia.
You know, this rather reminds me of another crazed imperialist dictator... an ugly little fellow named "Adolf" who lost big-time on what may be history's biggest, stupidest... and deadliest... evil gambles...
What really alarms me... is this:
The Russkies are even claiming some Canadian Arctic territory, as one can see on the diagram provided in the report.
One of my brothers actually was stationed at a Canadian Forces Base within this territory. My father once was part of an observation station (Watching out for guess who... Russia!) quite close to the area.
Russia and Putin: Hands off our land!
We stand on guard!
Don't mess with us. It will NOT be tolerated!
Go home and mind your own business, Putin. You little freak.
Somebody please spike his cornflakes with some of what he "gave" Aleksandr Litvininko, eh!