Monday, August 20, 2007

Dildo-Armed Bandit Gets Five Years

The things some people do never cease to amaze me.

This guy held up a store... not with a gun, but with his girlfriend's, um, er, rubber dicky, let's say, 'k?

I have a question: Why does his girlfriend need one of those? Is he not good enough for her?

Maybe he wanted money so he could buy some of those little blue pills or something...

Freakin' idiot. Five years in the slammer for what, a few hundred pounds? Threatening people with a battery-powered phallic-shaped "feminine personal device"?

What a feckin' loser, eh?

I'm sure not all British men are that pathetic!

By the way, I have thankfully refrained from putting up a picture for illustration as this is a conservative blog with many conservative readers who'd rather not be caught with a picture of one of those on their PC screen!

Heh!

h/t: NationalNewswatch.com