Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Gore Warming Hearing May Be Suspended For Wintery Weather: Drudge

Above: Al Gore and friend, delusional global-cooling deniers. Oh, sorry for the ugly picture of man-boobs, but Al Gore is one of the biggest man-boobs around, so it's an appropriate illustration... and, by the way, somebody should send him a CD of that Tom Jones album... I just hope Mr. Jones doesn't get mad that I borrowed his cover image to poke fun at Mr. Gore!


What with there being record cold, snowfalls, ice storms and the like all over the world, with a recent second-in-history snowfall in the United Arab Emirates, Oklahoma currently suffering from a devastating ice storm, plus for my neck of the woods, tomorrow's forecast is for up to a fecking foot of snow to top off all the ice there is all over the place from an ice storm that covered everything with a half-inch of ice, which itself followed a big snowstorm... oh, shee-it... stupid Al Gore, telling me it's warm and summery outside and that the climate's changing to a hotter one... The gosh-darned Gore, the lunatic asshole's a-pissin' on me leg and tellin' me there's a terrible drought and that it's me fault... Will somebody slap his fat-ass face and tell him what's what in the world, already? Whatever happened to all the nuthouses? The guy belongs in restraints in a fecking rubber room and needs a whole consensus of headshrinkers working around the clock, fofecksake!

Drudge Report has reason to believe that an appearance by Al Gore before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to once again try to claim that there's a global warming emergency... might be suspended/cancelled due to terrible wintry weather, including potential snow/sleet/ice...

It's said that they may not want to have the fatassed, greasy-haired, fearmongering, moneyloving Gore standing before them, being seen by the world to declare that the world is getting hotter, when, outside, it's apparent that he doesn't know what he's talking about.

I guess they'll leave the appearance open for a day, perhaps in July, when the forecast is for 120-degree sunny weather with strong winds and potential for tornadoes... gotta have the right optical backdrop for effect, after all... gotta make the lie believable...