Thursday, September 28, 2006

School Goes PC-Mad: Boys Must Sit to Pee

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Story here.

The trigger for the explosion of opinion? A decision in the local district that schoolboys must sit on toilet seats when urinating, not stand.

According to the
news report, the rule was announced for boys at Dvergsnes School, prompting outrage from Vidar Kleppe, the chief of The Democrats Party.

He's accusing the school of "fiddling with God's work,"
(...)

On Kleppe's contentious "stand" on making political waves, no comment was the response from school principal Lise Gjul.

But she did tell Norwegian Broadcasting NRK that the restrooms are used by both boys and girls, and the young boys are not "good enough at aiming" in order to have "a pleasant toilet."

Oh, I see... the principal is a woman. What does she understand about being a boy? And why not install urinals? Too cheap, Madame Principal? Besides, if boys whiz on the seats, boys have to sometimes sit on 'em, too, for nombre deux.

Why doesn't the stupid school instead issue an order that when going weewee, boys must first lift the seat out of the way to avoid giving it the golden-shower treatment, thus alleviating the problem?

Stupid, male-bashing, feminazi supremacist principal. Telling boys to sit down for number one?!

It's the nature of boys to whiz standing up. How dare a woman tell us how to go peepee? We're not telling them they have to stand if they don't want to.

Geez...