Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Fossilized Liberal Discovered In Alberta!

Holy crap! A chicken-sized dinosaur! That must be from waaaaay back when there were Liberals roaming around in Alberta. What an astonishing find! Hard to believe there'd be anything found after all these eons!

They ought to call it Stephanedionosaurus.

Below is an artist's depiction of what Stephanedionosaurus might've looked like... oh, my... look at the scary chicken-dinosaur!


UPDATE: Paleontologists, after examining all evidence discovered at the site where Stephanedionosaurus was found, have concluded that the dimnutive, awkward Stephanedionosauri were all wiped out due to predation by the larger, more efficient Stephenharperosaurus, a magnificiently-evolved type also known as Conservatosaurs.

I get the feeling now that history is about to repeat itself, with the extinction of the Stephanedionosaurus Libranosaurs.