Sunday, April 16, 2006

Breaking: Easter Bunny in Trouble at Red River

The Easter Bunny hops for his life while being chased by an ultra-extreme left-wing Political Correctness Gestapo officer sent to the Red River area to bunnynap him and hold him for ransom. What's their problem, taking the Bunny out of Easter? Not enough to banish chocolate crucifixes from Wal-Mart?