Fem Jihadists Have Bomb Boobs Now

First there were Dr. Evil's Fembots with the machine guns in their boobies.

Now there's real-life Islamic Supremacist terrorists with bombs for boobs.

LONDON – Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin.

Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives – usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) – are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up.

Similar surgery has been performed on male suicide bombers. In their cases, the explosives are inserted in the appendix area or in a buttock. Both are parts of the body that diabetics use to inject themselves with their prescribed drugs. 

Oh, fu...  Damn, y'know, that undie bomber guy looks rather primitive in comparison.

Unfortunately, those exploding titties are probably coming to an airplane seat near you...

What say you, Janet Napolitano?  "Don't worry, be happy, and don't offend the Muslims?"