Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Stinky Guy Booted From Plane

Out... just 'cause he was stinky.

So we can't kick Arabic/Islamic-looking people off for acting suspiciously on purpose, like terrorists, to scare the hell out of other passengers, but we can kick people off 'cause they stink?

Oh, of course... except if they look Arabic or Islamic, that is.  Then no matter how bad the guy stinks, they're not getting thrown off the plane.

Hey, does this mean we can get stinky people to get off of buses, get out of theaters, get out of workplaces, too?  We all know stinky people and wish they'd either quit being stinky or go away, right?

Hmm... last I checked, "stink" isn't a protected category, so, let's kick all stinky people out of everywhere, eh!  That'll teach them to quit using horrible perfume/cologne, to take a feckin' shower already, use some feckin' deodorant, etc., etc...

But if we do that, then the Obamacrats will add "stinky people" to the "protected" list...

2 comments:

BB-Idaho said...

CS, glad to hear you are sticking up for the stinky among us...

Canadian Sentinel said...

I'll also stick up even for those who wear black socks... except Elliot Spitzer, who's on his own. Didya hear he keeps 'em on when he does the horizontal mambo... and that he lied and said he doesn't? What a character, eh!

Good to see ya again, Beeb!