The Lone Phantom On The Grassy Knoll

Remember this?



We know for sure that that actually happened.  We SEE it happening.

Now watch this...



All we saw there is a bunch of Leftist assholes in suits walking past a bunch of peaceful protestors.  That's all.

Now watch this...



Ah, but that was a figment of Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld's imagination.  It wasn't real, and didn't happen.

So... what, then, is the truth?  Who spat?  Who brandished the alleged rock(s) allegedly seen by the paranoid politicians?  Who, if anyone at all, said the claimed "fifteen instances of the N-word"?  Who said the alleged "f-word" to the ultra-hypersensitive, paranoid Barney Frank?

Dammit... there's NO EVIDENCE that what the Leftist-asshole politicians allege happened even happened.  Surely if somebody had yelled the "N-word" fifteen times, the cameras would've picked it up.  After all, the politicians themselves were holding up video-cameras, and so was even Jesse Jackson, Jr.  And they, and no one, gathered any evidence whatsoever to corroborate the allegations of the slurs.  No one, despite the $100,000 reward offered by new-media news tycoon Andrew Breitbart, who has declared, given the absence of any evidence whatsoever, the allegations to be lies.

Only fools and conspiracy theorists will believe the allegations, given the fact that there were audio-video recording devices all over the goshdarned place and they picked up... nothing to back up the allegations.

Who spat on Kramer?  Was there even any spit?  Were Kramer and Newman putting on an act so they could blame Keith Hernandez for the alleged spitting?  After all, we know they didn't like Keith Hernandez, so it's conceivable that they might've conspired to frame him with that act.  Hmm...

Hmm.... Hmm... Hmm...

Who really shot JFK?  Was it really Oswald, or was he a scapegoat to protect the real assassin and those who sent him?  Hmm...  Hey, maybe Bush is responsible for JFK's assassination... Bush is responsible for everything bad, after all, right?  At least as far as the Left's concerned.

Let the conspiracy theories abound.  Like they do from the asshole Democrats who tried to provoke something, anything, from the Tea Party folks, and failed, so they had to make up accusations... soooo desperate to discredit the majority of Americans who make it clear that they disagree with the Democrats and Obama...