Saturday, October 03, 2009

Beware Perverts Posing As Sperm-Donor Doctors

What a bad, bad, baaad man!

I'm sure he'll like it where he's going, if indeed justice will be done...

Hey, guys, if you're thinking of making money selling your man-goop, check first into what kind of doctor is there... if it's a woman, then no problem, unless you've got a problem with (unattractive, perhaps resembling Rosie O'Donnel) female fake doctors who just wanna do inappropriate things to you...

That pervert doctor, if he tried to mess with me, might have ended up with a black eye or a fat lip... and being arrested in a hurry! After all, some of us guys can tell real doctors from fake, perverted ones...

Just put the sick freak in jail. If he wants to play with dudes, there's plenty of opportunities in there. Of course, in there, the tables might be turned, and he'll be the molestee of come big, fat, hairy, mean-spirited dude... Hmm... but then again, he might like it. So to really, really, punish him, put him into a womens' prison, where he'll really, really learn his lesson. Can't defend himself against hundreds of mean-spirited, perverted women at once, can he?