Saturday, January 30, 2010

Discredited IPCC Head Publishes Smutty Book


The whole UN-IPCC-Global-Warming-Carbon-Emissions-Climate-Change thing is really getting, well, think in terms of Bill Clinton, who, I'm very sure, will want to read the book...
Just when you think things can’t get any more bizarre with the IPCC, having just learned that the IPPC 2007 report used magazine articles for references, head of the IPCC, Dr. Rajenda Pachauri, provides comedy gold. According to the UK Telegraph, he’s just released what they describe as a “smutty” romance novel, Return to Almora laced with steamy sex, lots of sex. Oh, and Shirley MacLaine.
Looks like Chicken Little is a dirty-minded, sex-obsessed old dude and wants everybody to know it!

Yep.  We can still take the IPCC seriously, oh yep, suuuuure... after all, they got their "science" out of magazines, just like pisspoor university students putting in half-assed effort to get at least a "C".  And the top guy, well, he's just like Bill Clinton...

And next thing we know, Al Gore will release a really, really hardcore porno movie which he produced, and it'll be narrated by David Suzuki, who'll probably somehow make it sound like an episode about animal reproduction or something.  I just hope Suzuki doesn't have even a bit part in it... you know he's quite the exhibitionist, after all...

Dirty old men... trying to scare the hell out of us all the time.  They ought to be thrown in jail!

"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage." 
-Saul Alinsky, Rules for Radicals

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