They want to make our lives miserable again.
They want to roll civilization back to the Dark Ages of Sore Bums.
Hands off our asses, you gosh-darned enviro-fascist weenies!
You guys can use sandpaper if you want. But don't try to control OUR bodies.
My body. My choice. My right to choose! Don't take it away!
I'll use silk. I'll use cashmere. I'll use whatever I want.
To hell with the treehuggers!