The Puppet-Elect accused former First Lady Nancy Reagan of "holding seances" in the White House.
What a dummy- actually, it was former First Lady Hillary Clinton who did that... at least sort of, if one can consider delusionally conversing with the late Eleanor Roosevelt to be a seance.
Whatever, it shows that the Puppet-Elect has no talent for winging it without looking like an asshat or a foolish doofus. Remember when he used the middle finger in context of mentioning rivals Hillary Clinton and John McCain?
Like, how old is this clown? Did he ever grow up following high school graduation?
Sheesh! What next? One can't help but recall Bill Clinton's bizarrely inappropriate behavior in the White House...
Oh, not to worry, Barry-O... the mainstream media won't crucify you- after all, what are you, a Republican? So chill out, dude, and go right ahead and say all the stupid, personally defamatory crap you want! Worked during the election campaign- they let you off the hook and made sure the electorate thought you were perfect and stuff...
Hey, y'know, Barry-O, the Iranians are saying stuff about you already. They're actually tellin' ya what to do... how dare they? Say, why don'cha say something real, real smart to 'em to piss 'em off? They're assholes, after all, y'know... go ahead. Be sure to mention something about shoes and bacon...
Oh, and the Russians are already talking tough to you- didya hear? They're sounding like they think they're better than you! Better tell 'em to step right off, too, or else you'll have to go over there and teach 'em to mess with ya...
And, Bar? Hey, whazzup? Why won't you talk to FOX News? Are you discriminating against people who don't submit to your lies and gobbleddygooky agenda of hard-left socialist nonsense? I thought you were supposed to be a bridge-builder, not a divisive, polarizing figure. Hey, who are you, Bush? Oh, wait- Bush talked to everybody in the MSM, including those who dissed him, so Bush's better than you...
Oh, oh, ooooh! Holy jeepers-creepers, Barry-Oooo! Guess who's gonna dis you next? Who's gonna boss you around next? Obama bin... ahem! Osama bin Laden, the bad guy... ever heard of him? Well, he's gonna to send you a message soon, and it's gonna be real, real bossy! So better tell the FSOB to FO then... hell, better yet, have some special-forces black-ops guys go and get 'im for ya and bring 'im back to ya so ya can mess 'im up real, real good, 'cause, after all, nobody disses The One!
