"Hello, Infidel!! Where I drive you?"I'm advised that a few years ago, this friendly fellow won the Mr. Iraq "beauty" pageant...
Yeah, yeah, I know... politically incorrect and all that... but, come on... of course he could fix that gosh-darned unibrow! The danged furry thing's competing with his mustache for "biggest furry thing on this guy's face"!
Just shave a little patch in the middle of the unibrow, directly above the nose, creating the illusion of two normal eyebrows, and the ladies'll find him at least a little appealing...
A shave would help, too...
These are my grooming tips for today...
Open for reader tips/discussion!
