Michael Moore? A chick magnet? Judging by the look on the girl's face, I don't think so. Maybe she's getting dizzy from his body odor... he shouldn't lift his arm like that. And if he stands up... whooo-peeyeww!
How'd that guy get those girls to enter his basement in the first place? must've slipped a mickey into their drinks or something...
Oh, wait! Maybe it's a teenage Rosie O'Donnel...
