Saturday, March 17, 2007

Killer Frogs Terrorize San Fran

First the moonbats terrorize San Francisco (and there's no stopping them!).

Now, killer frogs who eat meat have joined them... nope- this isn't a joke!

The most disturbing... and eerily familiar, as this is, after all, San Fran... statement in the article is the following:

"They've eaten everything they can get their mouths around, and now they're eating each other"

That's San Francisco, folks... the scariest place in America!

And officials are afraid that the frogs will "get out"... but they don't say why that's scary...

I say it's 'cause the frogs will attack people if they get numerous enough and venture into the cities...

It's highly plausible... haven't y'all heard about the killer squirrels who eat meat and swarm larger animals, eating them alive... and are now attacking people as well? Nope, not kidding here, either... here's a wealth of reports of killer squirrels running amok!

Hmm... a sports team in San Fran could someday call themselves "The Killer Frogs", but I believe that'll be scratched for potential offence to you-know-who...

Maybe the left will believe in this stuff. Then again, maybe not... they seem to think that there's no terrorists going around killing people or trying to...

h/t: StrangeCosmos.com