At least he showed us his papers, unlike Obama!
Eyebrow-raising story here.
Could Ahmadinejad actually be a self-loathing Jew, by birth, like Noam Chomsky and Nazi-collaborator George (Georgy Schwartz) Soros (Obama's puppetmaster)?
A close-up of the document reveals he was previously known as Sabourjian – a Jewish name meaning cloth weaver.
The short note scrawled on the card suggests his family changed its name to Ahmadinejad when they converted to embrace Islam after his birth.
Experts last night suggested Mr Ahmadinejad's track record for hate-filled attacks on Jews could be an overcompensation to hide his past.
Ali Nourizadeh, of the Centre for Arab and Iranian Studies, said: "This aspect of Mr Ahmadinejad's background explains a lot about him.
"Every family that converts into a different religion takes a new identity by condemning their old faith.
Hmm. So Ahmadinejad's a Jew by birth.
And speaking of overcompensating, what about Mahmoud's insistence that there's no gay folks in Iran, and what about the regime's policy of mandatory execution of gays?
Could he be overcompensating for being a homosexual, too?
How about that... Ahmadinejad's a gay Jew!
Next thing we know, it'll be revealed that he has a weakness for bacon and little boys, and that he has a pet dog and that he used to be a shoe repairman...
Listen, Ahmadinejad, sorry, but killing all the gay Iranians and nuking Israel won't change your roots. Why not just kill yourself if you hate such folks so much?
Come to think of it, Hitler might've been Jewish, too, seeing how insanely hateful he was towards Jews, just like Ahmadinejad... possible self-loathing misdirected outwards. And historical accounts do strongly suggest that he had been a homosexual, too. Probably became a self-loather, outwardly directed, about that, too...
So many parallels between Ahmadinejad and Hitler, eh!