I think old Huey's brain needs some of the little blue pills he takes for his (reputedly very) worn-out Johnny Rocket.
Hefner tells OK! magazine, "Palin would make a great centerfold. I don't know what it is, but there's something about a really sexy-looking woman wearing glasses. Imagine what she's like when those glasses come off. It would be a new definition of the word vice in vice president."
Now, what's wrong with that? In and of itself, Huey's statement is innocent, the usual dirty-old-man comment about a lovely lady for which the Hef's so famous.
But the problem is that we don't hear the publishers of magazines like Playgirl saying they'd like to see any of the male politicians bareassed in their magazines. Not that anyone would want to see John McCain's bare ass anyway.
I think that the optics of Hefner thusly piping up during the campaign will actually offend some conservatives who might currently subscribe to his magazine (I know, it's not a very conservative thing to do, but, hey, who's perfect, who hasn't any little vices, and, besides, at least they're not behaving like Billy Clintoon does!) and lead to cancelled subscriptions and lost profits.
Sheesh. What do you expect from some dirty-minded old curmudgeon who sits around the house in a housecoat and slippers, smoking a pipe all the time? I mean, that guy, he's not normal. It's a mystery to me how on earth he attracts all those lovely ladies in the first place. Must be the big, fancy house, the famous cool "grotto" and all the money floating around, I guess... can't be Huey himself!
Besides, Ms. Palin, I don't believe, would have much more to do with Hefner and his business than she'd have to do with Billy Clintoon and his. Ms. Palin is a conservative, and, besides, she's already got a hubby to whom neither Billy nor Huey can hold a candle. Nobody needs to show off their boobies, muffin or Johnny Rocket to prove anything to anybody. Leave that stuff up to bimbos on the left, like Pamela "Suck it!" Anderson, whose boobies ain't real anyway, and are probably currently Pair Number 478. In fact, I'd pick Sarah over Pam any day, 'cause Sara's a real woman whereas Pam only tries in vain, only to have it all blow up in her face (yep, those silly things have actually practically blown up in her face, once, in fact, in a restaurant... fakies not cool, Pammie, and you can "suck it" yourself, honey! Oh, wait... you did; that's right... you even made one of those "funny home videos" of yourself doing that, you naughty little leftist bimbo!).
Sarah Palin is an "ideal woman". My kind of woman. I don't think Hugh Hefner would know the difference, as he's just an old boob in a housecoat looking at fake boobs.
