Sunday, September 24, 2006

Paul Martin Sighted!

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Former Liberal prime minister of Canada Paul Martin, above, has been sighted and photographed by a Canadian hiking in the woods. This is significant because Canadians haven't seen hide nor hair of him since he ignominiously lost power and resigned as Liberal leader.

Rumors are abuzz in the media about his latest wardrobe. Why is he dressed like that? How much weight did he put on? How did he lose so much of his hair so quickly?

What a mysterious sighting.

Below, a reader sent in this photograph believed to be another Paul Martin sighting:


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What's that he's wearing? Fur jammies?

Below: a photograph believed to be of Paulie taking a swim...


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Er... that appears to be his arm... his head is apparently underwater... but the boater who sent in the photograph swears it looked just like Paulie himself...

Heh...