Friday, September 29, 2006

Gore: Cig Smoking Causes Global Warming!

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Above: Al Gore, looking stupid as usual

Via Drudge.

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore warned hundreds of U.N. diplomats and staff on Thursday evening about the perils of climate change, claiming: Cigarette smoking is a "significant contributor to global warming!"


"The planet itself will do nicely, thank you very much what is at risk is human civilization," Gore said. After a series of Q& A with the audience, which had little to do with global warming and more about his political future, Annan bid "adios" to Gore.

Then, Gore had his staff opened a stack of cardboard boxes to begin selling his new book, "An Inconvenient Truth, The Planetary Emergency of Global Warming and What We Can Do About It," $19.95, to the U.N. diplomats.

Hey, Al, you talking is also a significant contributor to global warming! All that carbon dioxide and heat you emit just for the purpose of hearing yourself speak!

And what's the matter with you... using the UN as a bookselling opportunity?! Is that distinguished? Is that statesmanlike? Oh, wait... the UN is corrupt anyway. It's been hijacked by money-worshippers and butcherous tyrants, so what's wrong, therefore, with some idiot selling a few fiction novels?

Oh, for Heaven's sake! Bloody moonbats!

Al Gore is an inconvenient moron!