Mourning the death of the Firebird?
Mourn no more!
Pretty soon, all you'll have to do is have a new Camaro converted into a Firebird.
After all, the difference has always been pretty much skin-deep.
The Screaming Chicken will ride again.
Get yours soon to show your contempt for the Screaming Chicken Little, Al Gore!
Built in Canada. Transformed in America. What a partnership, eh!
Now for a little taste of nostalgia...
...and you thought sex was fun??? Try that, then...
Why? Because Obama hates stuff like this!
