Russian tyrant Vladimir Putin: 64% support in the election?! Of course he cheated, but we always knew that. What a dirty, dirty, power-mad little man!
Really, does the reasonable person believe that the Russian election was fair?
Well, what do you expect from a corrupt dictator like Vlad Putin, who prefers the company of the Axis of Evil to the company of the Free World?
He's also even dirtier than that little piece of evil Communist crap, Venezuelan iron-fist ruler Hugo Chavez. Of course, Hugo's a relative lightweight compared to Vlad when it comes to dirty tricks and brazen cheating. Fat little Hugo has a lot to learn. Expect him to invite Vlad over soon for a few beers and some pointers on how to be an even bigger asshole.