Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Moonbat Spotlight: French Socialist Prez Hopeful Ségolène Royal




Story here. h/t: National Newswatch

What's the matter with the French, anyway? First De Gaulle uttered his infamous "Vive le Quebec libre". Now we have French Socialist Presidential hopeful Ségolène Royal saying pretty much the same, rudely butting into Canada's sovereign internal affairs.

Despite Prime Minister Harper's rebuke, the socialist poophead arrogantly defended her interference, denying any interference at all. Idiot.

I'd like to give the following message to French presidents and presidential hopefuls: "CHUT!"

That means "shut up" in French, if I remember correctly from high school French class.

Granted, Madame Royal may be far, far cuter than De Gaulle was, but she's just as big a TROU DE CUL!

("Trou" meaning "hole"; "cul" meaning "ass"... get it?)

Hmm... rather like a cuter, French version of Nancy Pelosi, I think...

Bah! Cheese-eating surrender monkey! Too chicken to offend the Islamic fascists, but to offend Canada? Pas d'un problem! Nous sommes francais! Tu es rien! Ou est la fromage?!


Oh, dear... I'm so ashamed of myself... part of me feels like cursing her nosy moonbattery, but another part of me can't stop looking at her picture...

Perhaps I should say a few Hail Marys or something? And then move on and look at a picture of Rona Ambrose instead... who's way cuter and nicer! And way smarter, too!

Maybe I have a thing for brunettes...

Seriously, though, I just hope the French elect as president the conservative guy . He sounds much smarter, though he ain't no hot babe himself...