Monday, January 15, 2007

Dion To Announce Shadow Cab? So What?


Liberal leader Stephane Dion, above, enjoying an embrace from a friend. He certainly looks happy and content, doesn't he? I think he likes teddy bears. In fact, I think he carries the famous, if silly, napsack around with him to hide his companion teddy bear. After all, it'd be bad optics to be seen carrying a teddy bear around everywhere he went... who wants as Prime Minister a grown man addicted to a plush toy?
So Liberal leader Stephane Dion is about to announce his "Shadow Cabinet"?
So what? Of what relevance is this? None. All it means is he's decided which of his crooked Liebrano cronies will yell at which of the government's ministers. Big, fat, hairy deal.
In the spirit of irrelevance, I'll post the following funny picture:

Above: an orangutan with a lollipop. Sure, this picture is irrelevant, but at least, unlike Stephane Dion's upcoming "big, important announcement", I know that folks would actually like to see funny pictures of monkeys. Irrelevant but pleasantly smile-provoking, at least. Dion's announcement, in contrast, will merely elicit big yawns.

Stephane Dion really doesn't have much to say, does he? Real inspiring, simply announcing the names of a bunch of ultra-extreme leftwing crooks, isn't it?

In a nutshell, Stephane Dion will never be Prime Minister. Sorry, but he just doesn't have what it takes.