So the Liberals accuse the Conservatives of "being in bed" with "big oil" for mocking the Liberals' plans to impose a devastating carbon tax onto Canadians?
Very well, then. Want to play that way? Okay. My turn...
The Liberals are in bed with international terrorism.
The Liberals are in bed with radical, supremacist, intolerant, imperialist fundamentalist Islam.
The Liberals are in bed with communists everywhere.
The Liberals are in bed with the ultra-far Left.
The Liberals are in bed with ultra-fascist, supremacist radical sexual extremists.
The Liberals are in bed with the enemies of Canada and with the enemies of the entire free world.
The Liberals are in bed with organized crime (ok, maybe one absent-minded, brain-and-judgement-numbingly-horny former Tory cabinet minister was once, one might imagine, in bed with a pretentiously booby, conceited woman who reputedly has been connected with organized criminals, but it's really a Librano thing, eh!).
The list could very well go on forever...
Hey, this is a fun game! I'm glad the Liberals started it! Whee!
Sheesh! The Liberals are spending a lot of time screwing around with a very diverse lot of scary folks in bed. No wonder they could do nothing but screw up for the whole thirteen hard years they ruled the country!
Don't believe anything Liberals say. They lie, period. You can't trust them when they say they'll cut taxes to make up for the new taxes they would impose. After all, with so many tens of billions of dollars worth of socialistic, special-and-radically-extreme-interests-pandering promises, they'll have to raise tens of billions more in taxes to pay for them, or at least the ones they keep. This means that any tax cuts they'd bring in, if they even kept that promise, which is doubtful, wouldn't come anywhere near compensating us for the higher taxes, both direct and indirect, that we'd be paying for pretty much everything.
I mean, think of all the promises they've made with Stephane Dion as leader, for which they haven't said how they'll pay for them...
Then think of their leader's slip of the tongue that they'd consider raising the hated GST...
And now their promise to impose a massive carbon tax on us all...
You get the idea. They plan to tax us all into bankruptcy and force us to become dependent on a bigger, more powerful, more fascist-than-ever Liberal state apparatus!
The Liberals are trying to pull a fast one on us.
But there's hope, for...
After all, the Liberals are not in government anymore, so we can breathe a bit easier...
But only as long as the Liberals are prevented from regaining power!
So remember... don't vote Liberal! Ever!
