It's the damndest thing I've seen. This is the enemy?! This is a fearsome jihadist?! Check out his shoes. Notice how he moves... what is he, eighty? If terrorism wasn't so bloody serious, I'd be laughing my arse right off!
There y'all have it, folks... a sissy jihadist! What's his name, Tinky Al-Winky?
Hell, even the Girlie-Man Army, pictured below, could take out this dude! (To dinner and a movie, probably)
