Saturday, April 30, 2011

High-In-Polls Socialist NDP Head Layton Hit With Sex Scandal

...on eve of election...

Jack Layton was found laying naked on a bed by Toronto Police at a suspected Chinatown bawdy house in 1996, a retired Toronto police officer told the Toronto Sun.

The stunning revelation about the current leader of the New Democratic Party comes days before the federal election at a time when his popularity is soaring.

When the policeman and his partner walked into a second-floor room at the Toronto massage parlour, they saw an attractive 5-foot-10 Asian woman who was in her mid-20s and the married, then-Metro councillor, lying on his back in bed.
If it was just a "massage", then why was he completely naked in the house where sexual activity was known to occur, and why did the cop observe the massuese toss "wet kleenex" into the trash?

Yup.  That's John Jackoff Lay-it-on.  Potential Leader of Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition.


Enkidu said...

The act itself, whatever it may or may not have been, does not matter much to me. It is between him, his wife and his conscience (and/or his medical benefits provider).

What I take from this, though, is that either Jack Layton, Toronto city Alderman with a interest in issues like prostitution, common bawdy houses and the like, did not, as he claimed, know the reputation of the establishment to which he gave his business, or he did, and lied about it.

The first would indicate a lack of judgement or some incompetence at his job, the second would make him a liar. In either case, he does not dome out smelling all that good.

∞ ≠ ΓΈ said...

Hmmm... claimed he was there for shiatsu. (A broad term which includes erotic massage and happy ending.)

Here's something to consider.

(Enkidu's last line very funny.. fix d in dome with a c.)

So is this a yellow journalism gong show?