Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Obama's First Move: Close Gitmo, Let Terrorists Go?


WTF?! Mr. Obama, you're saying I have to let this rat turd go? But he killed my family and many, many others and I just caught him! Are you fooking nuts, man?! What, would you also have released the Nazis from Nuremberg?! I can't believe I voted for you, you freaking lunatic!


Above: Obama's likely response


Close the place where they're holding our mortal enemies. Yes, Americans voted for this, those who voted for B. Hussein Obama, anyway. Did they know? No. According to Zogby, they didn't now much, if anything, at all, and, in fact... they didn't know feck-all about Obama and his agenda when they voted for him. Didn't know a damn thing about the guy! Behold the consequences of brainlessness on the part of the voters! Just like when the Germans elected a masterfully oratorical, charismatic, grand-sloganeering, change-promising guy named Adolf!

But is it also his purpose to effectively let the Al Qaeda terrorists off the hook?


Let Omar Khadr off the hook? Let Khalid Shaikh Mohammed off the hook?
Let 'em all off the hook? To rejoin Osama bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri, et al?

See? I told you that B. Hussein Obama had a hidden agenda!


What's next? Bankrupting America by cavalierly overspending beyond her ability to deficit-finance?
Potentially Americans would have to, say, wave goodbye to such things as social security and national defence (oh, wait... he already effectively promised, and this is on tape, to disarm the military and replace it with something that's been dubbed "Obama Youth")?

Oh, and so far, what's he bothering to do to protect America from her enemies? Besides closing the only place that's holding them and keeping them from attacking America, and maybe letting them go? This guy scares me.

First thing he does in office is release America's mortal enemies, potentially as a consequence of shutting down the place they're being held.

Kind of like releasing the Nazis from Nuremberg before they can be tried, ain't it? Just let 'em all go, 'cause the insane bleeding-heart "progressives" can't bear to see human beings in jail (for anything other than dissing "gays" and Muslims or for standing around in public holding a little book that says "Bible" on the
cover)?

Listen, B. Hussein Obama, sir, the best thing you can do is to leave the whole thing alone and let the wheels of justice continue to turn. Don't mess with it; you might end up opening a Pandora's Box and shooting America in the foot, perhaps even in the head. Do you want the history books to say that about you? Do you want to go down in history as the worst American President ever?

I am Obama! I am President of the United States of America! I will do whatever I want and you better get used to it, you worthless, bitter little nobodies! What I say goes, and if you don't like that, well, tough shee-it!

B. Hussein Obama, International Man of Mystery: Still smokin'.

Nice going, brainwashed voters of Obama!

Now you can watch your dreams go Up in Smoke!

Oh, hey, you hysterical Obama-worshipping "progressives": Shut up! You guys said far, far, faaaarrrr worse stuff about George W. Bush, so you can't complain! At least Bush fought America's enemies... sort of, anyway, but at least he didn't disarm America and let her enemies go!