Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Obamanation of Desolation: Stay off the Sand!

Don't do this.  Don't do that.

Some more of that "Hope & Change" stuff Obama promised.

Don't do this.  Don't do that.  Stay off of there.  Stay off of that.

Ok to kill babies.  Ok to wear a burka.  Ok to perform bizarre sex acts with whomever.  Free condoms for everyone.  Ok to occupy stuff and poop on streets.

But don't enjoy life otherwise.  For example, STOP ENJOYING THE BEACHES!

That's correct, peasant!  No dissenting speech, no "hate" speech, no Tea Parties, and no going to the beach to have fun anymore!

Dear Leader Herr Komrade Baraka Hussein say so!

In Soviet International Socialist Islamic Republic of Obamerica, state control you!

If you're tired of living and having fun and want to be told what you can't do rather than enjoying your freedoms as an American, then vote for that man in the picture, pointing at you with a scary look on his face.  He'll happily take your rights away.

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