Monday, May 02, 2011

CONSERVATIVE MAJORITY!!!

ALL MAJOR NEWS OUTLETS DECLARE CONSERVATIVE MAJORITY VICTORY IN CANADA

LIBERALS DECIMATED

SEPARATISTS ALMOST DESTROYED, NOW NO LONGER OFFICIAL PARTY

IT'S MORNING IN CANADA!

7 comments:

∞ ≠ ø said...

Great news for Iggy just in!
Harvard has an opening for someone to take blood from their monkeys.
Perfect for the Count!

Anonymous said...

Infin,
HAHAHA. Ahhh, you always seem to amaze me with the quick wit.
Well, looks like Canada is the place to be until Obama ruins the world, which at this rate will be sooner than later. Soon enough I will be in Canada, for a longgg time. Hopefully more jobs available than here.

Canadian Sentinel said...

No doubt there'll be more jobs here than in Obamastan for the foreseeable future.

This is a great month for us, Gaby!

First we learn that bin Laden is dead (or at least they tell us so). Then, after twenty years of waiting, Canada finally turns hard to starboard (um, that's right, ain't it?). Aaaand best of all, there's us on May 27! ;) ...

Anonymous said...

CS,
So true,,May27th!!! Im soo anxious to get there...of course after all the pat downs and so on then onto the plane! LOL..Im thinking a bit of anti-anxiety blend of Crown and Sprite oh heck, maybe just the Crown..lol. I could be lured on plane then ;)

Yes, I know the future is in Canada.

∞ ≠ ø said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguUTOenjxg
:o

Headphones and Foster Grants.

http://www.fostergrant.com/

Gonna roll like that?

27th! That's like... tomorrow!

Will you be packing... the cats that is. Cat nip in the carry-on?

Hey! You might run into Iggy at the airport.

I'll bet he's well into his second bottle of Stoli by now.

Poor bugger. I almost feel bad for him.

Tear check!

Nope... apparently not; dry as a bone!

Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip-a-Dee-Day...

Anonymous said...

Haha Infin,
Wow, you are good!! That will be the new image to come to Canada in eh? Yes, I heard Iggy walking the shame line. Well, I cant wait to get there.

Packing, yes indeedy...ohhh CS has no idea of clothes women have and then of course are the shoes...lol.

Ill break the bachelor in easy....nayyy I lied...hahaha.

Sycorax said...

hey CS...i was wondering if you knew if ABF & lone pony were still blogging under a different blog? thanks!