Preston Manning, left, and Stephen Harper, right, after they unplugged Obama's teleprompters for a real cool prank. Obama sure is funny in a goofy way without his teleprompters, so it's always good for a laugh... Either that, or somebody just farted.
"...and then I encountered a guy wearing blue gloves. He introduced himself as "Tee-ehs-ay", a very odd name, I'd say. And then he proceeded to kneel before me and... he actually touched my balls! I say! What in Heaven's name happened in the century and a half I've been away?"
"Hello, I'm Sir Porkalot, the Peaceful Crusader. Would you like a pamphlet about the wonders of being a Christian, sir? For example, as a Christian, you can drink alcoholic beverages, look at uncovered women... and you can even eat me..."
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