Monday, March 14, 2011

BLOG RUMOR???

Heard a rumor that the Canadian Sentinel has found himself an American woman..it this true. Curious minds want to know...do tell CS...give us the scoop!!

34 comments:

Canuckguy said...

Bet she drinks tea

Ms.FreeJustice said...

We need to find out the details..lol. As soon as he gets back online..we all need details..mmm?

∞ ≠ ø said...

Riddle me this: When is a lack of ‘posting’ not a .... hmmmm never mind.

Inquiring minds want to know. Will we be losing a player to Team Canada?

After careful consideration, I might trade an American lady of the finest quality for Italia Ricci and two top picks from next year's draft. Bear in mind C.S. is getting a Q.B. I'm just looking for a few decent tight ends.

Go to Google Images: Enter: "New Brunswick Canada Beauty Pageant" Scroll to page 11.
Eeeeeesh.

Now if C.S. was to "come on down;" (Play The Price Is Right theme here.) I’m willing to return Leslie Nielsen and Pam Anderson. ;)

Canadian Sentinel said...

Infinity, rest assured that there is no plan to "lose a player to Team Canada".

Hmmmmm... However... perhaps Team America will be gaining a reinforcement in the near future from up North, where things are finally... good, and where they can afford to spare a few good warriors for their best friend and ally...

Canadian Sentinel said...

And rest assured my new internet hardware will arrive, due this week for sure. And it's instantly globally portable, actually...

Anonymous said...

CS,,that was details? MMM..should all the bloggers out there start an interrogation? We shall resume the political rhetoric once you get back, but until then this is open ...lol.

Canadian Sentinel said...

Oh, and thanks for the compliment, Infinity. Though Leslie Nielsen is now being funny somewhere up there in the clouds.

Canadian Sentinel said...

Sorry, but "details" will have to wait 'til the time is right to reveal... ;)

Canadian Sentinel said...

And, by the way, yes, she is a Tea Partier... ;)

Balbulican said...

Oh, good. This should be lots of fun. Does she blog?

Anonymous said...

Yes,,does she blog? She is a tea partier eh? OH CS, give us more ..we dying here to know.;)

Canadian Sentinel said...

Well, maybe she blogs, maybe she doesn't. Have fun wondering, guys... ;)

Balbulican said...

"Anne Coulter has been engaged several times, but never married. In October 2007, she began dating Andrew Stein: on January 7, 2008, however, Stein told the New York Post that the relationship was over, citing irreconcilable differences."

Hmmmm.....

Anonymous said...

CS may be getting married to this American? Or do you think its doomed Balbs due to politics??

Balbulican said...

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.

glacierman said...

CS, (Mrs. CS to be, too)
That is fab-marvy! Wow, a Tea-Partier!

Blab getting into double-trouble here will be fun to watch, need some wagering on how long before he is freed from the clutches of the dark side? ;^)

Ms.FreeJustice said...

Balbs,
So you are familiar with Shakespeare's Sonnet 116.
Let me finish it for you,

Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

So I understand this poem that true love is forever and is absolute. So, CS,,as you see we have now come down to poems for you ;)

Canadian Sentinel said...

Dunno why Balbulican's bringing up Ann Coulter (again misspelled "Anne").

No, it's not Ann Coulter. Someone wayyyyy better, actually.

Oh, and, Gabriella, excellent omeback to the Ballster!

Balbulican said...

It's called "teasing", CS.

"Comeback"?

Gee.

Anonymous said...

CS must be a bit sensitive when it comes to teasing about his love life eh? Well, just hope its all its suppose to be CS and wish you the best!

∞ ≠ ø said...

Awwwwwwwwww, isn't this cute!

"At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet." Plato

Interesting....
As a part of the trade negotiation I was planning to have C.S. relinquish his 45rpm original vinyl of "American Woman." (I assume every upstanding Canadian has one.) But now (thanks to Balbulican) I have ... a different idea.

So C.S. has been touched by love. If so he must be... a poet.

As a testament to his heart and in the spirit of his blog I propose the following.

C.S. as a Canadian, you will obviously understand that your courtship of this fine American woman requires some deference to her parent nation. It would please us, and the lady I am sure, if you were to reverse the cruel and hurtful allegory hurled at her crib in the spring of 1970. A Canadian rejection; one she can still hear to this day (WNCX?).

Remove the echoes from her heart.
Rewrite all verses from the start.
Transform rejection
To genuflection.
And through the effort that you sew
Your newfound love can only grow.

Best reference seems to be here:
http://lyrics.wikia.com/The_Guess_Who:American_Woman

Balbulican, I should probably recuse myself from offering a review as I fear banishment. If you would be so kind as to offer your unbiased praises or admonishments I would be obliged.

Balbulican said...

Ready, as always, to serve upon provision of our host's revised text. However, I'm not sure when he'll be bach, man, as he's sounding a bit randy.

∞ ≠ ø said...

Hey you!
I'm sure he won't roll on down the highway for the weekend until he gets to takin' care of business. Randy eh? I tell you, you ain't seen nothing yet. He may just have to go down the road to the house of the rising sun where he'll hear a girl from Jamaica say "Gimme your money please," and get blue collar service with a smile. But that will just lead to heartaches and the shot gun rider guilt. No. C.S. knows you can't always be lookin out for #1. You've got to take it like a man and say "My wheels won't turn," and just let it ride.
He's not fragile. Just put it in four wheel drive head on the freeways, take no street action and have rock n'roll nights. Endure this trial by fire.
It's all B.T.O., I.M.O.

glacierman said...

Word smith, I say, a true wordsmith!

∞ ≠ ø said...

Thanks, that was fun! Of course that's because there was no pressure, no expectations; not the command performance of a lifetime.

Well as C.S. is working on his prose, counting syllables on his toes; I think more rampant speculative activity is called for.

For example I think that she drives a Volvo.


P.S. It has occurred to me that Balbulican's avatar IS Randy Bachman.

Anonymous said...

Infin,
You...baffle me at times. But then men in general baffle me. However, on here you guys are..pretentious at times. I was told I will get use to it..LOL.

Volvo? How did you come up with that assumption?

Canadian Sentinel said...

Oh, I know she doesn't drive a Volvo.

Volvos are for liberals, after all...

;)

Balbulican said...

Okay, I may be going out on a limb here. But I'm going to guess that she collects original manuscripts and first edition publications relating to the Polaris Expedition, including the autopsy performed in the '60s on Charles Francis Hall's exhumed corpse.

It's a wild guess, I admit. Am I right?

∞ ≠ ø said...

Pretentious, moi?

Amazing how and what we identify with our automobiles.

"Volvos are for liberals, after all..."

Well, so are cats, some would say.

What is really interesting is that it seems C.S. might not "know" what she drives. Isn't that interesting?
Now what, I wonder, could account for that?

Volvos and kitties and airs Oh my!
Volvos and kitties and airs Oh my!

What's her favorite band, I wonder?

Balbulican said...

The London Derrières, a Celto-acid house fusion band and performance art ensemble that refuses on aesthetic groups to record or perform.

Canadian Sentinel said...

Oh, I know very well exactly what she drives. And the approximate mileage, too.

And that it's paid for.

And she's got two kitties.

Anonymous said...

OHHH..love the little tidbits here CS..so cats,know the vehicle, any other animals? kids? job? LOL
Im listening...mmmm

Anonymous said...

mmmmm indeed,.

CRICKETS!

I DEMAND INSIGHT AND/OR POETRY

TIME TO GET ON THE BIG YELLOW

Ms.FreeJustice said...

Yes,,,we demand insight!! LOL.

I think CS may be gearing up to tell us something profound..?? Hence why the long pause and possibly waiting for the new internet hardware.

Infin...loved the cricket line!!LOL.