Monday, April 23, 2007

Moonbat Spotlight: Sheryl Crow

Typical moonbat entertainer: Sheryl Crow plays in an anti-Bush, pro-Saddam tee

More proof that liberalism is a mental disorder.

Really, does the reasonable person think that this woman doesn't need professional help?

In a blog chronicling her thoughts during a college tour with Laurie David, producer of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," she suggests "a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she writes.

Oh, fofecksake! This is just plain unbelievable! I cannot believe the extent to which this woman is delusional!

One, two, or three measly little plies to get the dirty, disgusting daily job done? Is she fecking nuts?

She expects us to believe she gets by with one, two or three measly little plies? Yeah, right. And I bet her shit doesn't stink, either.

Another liberal wanting to tell us what we can and can't do.

I don't care how heartbreakingly hot she looks; her mind is as attractive as a big pile of crap! Her mind is a more effective downer than an ice-cold shower... Viagra couldn't fix the turn-off she produces!

I'm gonna use all the gosh-darned toilet paper I require. If Sheryl follows her own advice, I guarantee she's gonna smell like, oh, Michael Moore, perhaps...

Sheryl Crow claims to care about the environment, greenhouse gases, global warming and all that stuff?

Well, no. Not quite, as indicated in the way she actually lives in real life:

...when the global warming warrior hits the road, her touring entourage (and equipment) travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Now that's a carbon footprint!

Well, here's a picture to illustrate the hat Sheryl Crow should be wearing: