"It is 'moonbat', sir. We thought it perfect symbol for Russia under your excellent leadership."
"...and, should you want secretly play 'hide cigar' with buxom intern, here where you want go..."
Above: Vlad meeting his favorite actor, Mr. Bean, currently Dhimmi President of Spain
"Stop making fun of me. I can arrange for you to have terrible accident."
(or)
"I totalitarian beast to compensate for having small missile"
